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how to find your parents sex toys

Finding your parents’ sex toys was not something I ever thought I would have to do. But living at my family’s house while I finish my college degree, I recently stumbled across one of my mom’s vibrators. Now I’m on a mission to dig up the rest of their sex toys.

First things first, I had to figure out which room to start my search in. My dad’s home office, in theory, seemed the most likely spot. So I held my breath and opened the door, only to be greeted by a sea of paperwork. I gingerly stepped around the stacks of folders, trying not to disturb anything.

As luck would have it, vibrators I quickly spotted a suspicious looking box tucked away in a corner. I picked it up and shook it, only to be greeted by a faint buzzing noise. I knew I had struck gold!

But when I opened the box I discovered much more than just a vibrator. It turns out, my dad had been collecting all kinds of sex toys, from beads to handcuffs. I was amazed at the selection he had been able to put together in secret. I couldn’t believe my parents had been having all this fun while I was growing up!

Unfortunately, my mom’s bedroom and closet didn’t reveal any more sex toys. So I decided to go on a little field trip to their very naughty—but very discreet—local sex shop. Definitely not a place I wanted to take my friends!

The store was surprisingly well stocked, with an eclectic mix of sex toys and lingerie. It didn’t take me long to find my dad’s usual favourites—bullets, we-vibes and alat-bantu-wanita-biniku\. A few items were even for sale in sets, complete with matching cuffs and bondage tapes. I was so tempted to pick up a few of these items as gifts for my mom but I think better of it.

I gathered my findings and went to the cashier to pay. The clerk gave me an odd look—apparently, most people don’t buy sex toys for their parents! Nevertheless, I paid, relieved that I had finally found my parents’ secret stash of sex toys.

Now, I’m just waiting for the right opportunity to give my parents the perfect surprise.